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[英國文學] Idiomatic Usage Sample



Idiomatic Usage Sample

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If a bitch says "Ladies first".
How to defend?


Answer: "Age before beauty".
(You must be a male older than her)
Human stupidity is surefire infinite, as Albeit Einstein maintains.

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How to criticize a feminist?

Answer:
What man wants: all he can get;
What woman wants: all she can't get.






Human stupidity is surefire infinite, as Albeit Einstein maintains.

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We say "We should be agreeable to PRC".
How PRC thinks of the post 1980s generations?

Answer:
They are as unagreeable as the liberal.




Human stupidity is surefire infinite, as Albeit Einstein maintains.

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Is there ever a saying to criticize alcoholism?

Answer: By S. Butler.
"There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they came out.".

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Human stupidity is surefire infinite, as Albeit Einstein maintains.

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